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45 designs from the Artful Paws collection, printed on demand by TeePublic on tees, hoodies, mugs and stickers. Every order ships worldwide with a 30-day return window.
The largest collection in the store, and the hardest to summarise: sarcastic one-liners, dry observations, and the everyday complaints that do not fit any other category.
The through-line is that these are for ordinary days rather than occasions. Work, the shops, the commute, a bad mood, a Sunday spent doing nothing. Most of the catalogue gets worn far more than an event shirt ever would.
The lettering is deliberately plain. The line does the work and the design stays out of its way, which is why these read from across a room. Browse the pages below, or use the collections above if you have a specific person in mind.
Wait I See A Rock
Pretend I'm A Bathtub
Every Short Girl Needs a Tall Best Friend
Don't believe mainstream media
They Know We Know They Lie
Easily Distracted by Rocks
Not Bossy Just Aggressively Helpful
I'm just a little ray of pitch black
I'm hilarious once you overlook the fact i'm in that asshole
Come back with a warrant
I'm somewhere between goon and glitter
Let's root for each other and watch each other grow
Be Stronger Than your Excuses
Captain of the struggle bus
When hate is loud love cannot be silent
Save a horse ride a moustache funny
I suck at apologies so unfuck you or whatever
If figure skating was easy they would call it hockey
The Patriarchy Isn't Going to Smash Itself
Let's Keep the Dumbfuckery to A Minimum Today
I can't my kid has practice a game or something
I jump out of plane because jumping out of car is dangerous funny
Another fine day ruined by responsibility
Stop copying me you're not even doing it right
It's not hoarding if it's books
I'm Billing You for this Conversation
Humble enough to know I'm replaceable cocky enough to know it's a downgrade
Funny Employee of the year
Breaking news i don't care
I Have Selective Hearing You weren't Selected Today Tomorrow Isn't Looking Good Either
If You Think I'm Short You Should See My Patience
It's Not That I'm Old Your Music Really Does Suck
Can't Wait To Gamble Today
I Don't Chat I've Used Up All My Words
Be The Reason Someone Believe There Are Good People Out There
People Who Tolerate Me On A Daily Basis They're Real Heroes
Funny Fitness Motivation
Can't Talk I'm Mewing
Today I'm A Serious Goose
Not to brag but i totally got out of bed today
It Is What It Is And It Is Not Great
Love Is Not Real Go To Gym
I Do Not Feel Bonita I Feel Stressita
I don't feel bonita i feel stressita
I Love Yapping talking alot