Easy outfit for the shops

Fabric, fit and sizing

What you get with Today I'm A Serious Goose is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Each today im a serious piece is produced individually. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

Wear it to work, to the shops, or anywhere you would rather not be spoken to. This is everyday wear, not costume: a dodgy stomach, a shit in a public toilet, a rainy bank holiday - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. The today im a serious artwork is not limited to a tee. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

Common questions