I jump out of plane because jumping out of car is dangerous funny t-shirt by Artful Paws, something to wear for a locked-out moment

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Design: I jump out of plane because jumping out of car is dangerous funny

$16 $24

I jump out of plane because jumping out of car is dangerous funny, put on a shirt comfortable enough to actually live in. Nothing about it is subtle, and that is deliberate.

It suits coffee drinkers and sarcasm lovers in particular, and it makes an easy present around white elephant swaps or birthdays. If you have been searching for a funny i jump out of t-shirt for sarcasm lovers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

I jump out of plane because jumping out of car is dangerous funny is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Nothing about I jump out of plane because jumping out of car is dangerous funny is mass-produced in advance. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. Good for putting the bins out in your pants and for an unplanned nap on the sofa, and honestly just as good for staring at the ceiling. A shirt for normal days. If a shirt is not right, the i jump out of design travels well. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.

Common questions

Does the i jump out of design come in other colours?

Plenty of them. The i jump out of artwork is tested against dark and light blanks before it goes on sale.

Is this a good gift for coffee drinkers?

Most coffee drinkers take it the right way. It is a joke about them, not at them, which is the difference that matters.

How long does delivery take?

Allow roughly a week in total for most destinations: a few days to print it, then transit.

Is the wording clean?

Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.

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