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Casual shirt for a meeting you could have skipped
Design: It's not hoarding if it's books
It's not hoarding if it's books, put on a shirt comfortable enough to actually live in. It reads clearly from a distance, which is the whole point of a slogan tee.
Fabric, fit and sizing
The garment under the its not hoarding if print is nothing exotic, and that is deliberate. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
Every its not hoarding if order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.
Where it works
It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for avoiding people, for a text you left on read, and for a wet school run on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. It's not hoarding if it's books carries across the rest of the range too. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.
Common questions
Does the its not hoarding if design come in other colours?
Colour is selected at checkout. This design was drawn so the its not hoarding if lettering stays readable on light and dark shirts alike.
Is this a good gift for sarcasm lovers?
Good odds. Sarcasm lovers tend to wear this sort of thing rather than shelve it.
How long does delivery take?
Print time is short, but it is not instant. Order about two weeks ahead if it is for a fixed date.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
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