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Casual shirt for an argument with a self-checkout
Design: I suck at apologies so unfuck you or whatever
$16
$24
I suck at apologies so unfuck you or whatever, put on a shirt comfortable enough to actually live in. It works as an everyday shirt rather than something that comes out once a year.
Fabric, fit and sizing
The apologies design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
Each apologies piece is produced individually. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.
Where it works
Wear it to work, to the shops, or anywhere you would rather not be spoken to. Think less occasion, more Tuesday. It works for a locked-out moment, for a doctors waiting room, and for a meeting you could have skipped. If a shirt is not right, the apologies design travels well. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.
Common questions
Does the apologies design come in other colours?
Shirt colour is your call at checkout, and the apologies design holds up on every option in the list.
Is this a good gift for anyone with a dry sense of humour?
Most anyone with a dry sense of humour take it the right way. It is a joke about them, not at them, which is the difference that matters.
How long does delivery take?
It is made to order, so budget a few days for printing on top of the usual delivery window.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
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