God found some of the strongest women and made them event planners
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44 designs from the Artful Paws collection, printed on demand by TeePublic on tees, hoodies, mugs and stickers. Every order ships worldwide with a 30-day return window.
The largest collection in the store, and the hardest to summarise: sarcastic one-liners, dry observations, and the everyday complaints that do not fit any other category.
The through-line is that these are for ordinary days rather than occasions. Work, the shops, the commute, a bad mood, a Sunday spent doing nothing. Most of the catalogue gets worn far more than an event shirt ever would.
The lettering is deliberately plain. The line does the work and the design stays out of its way, which is why these read from across a room. Browse the pages below, or use the collections above if you have a specific person in mind.
God found some of the strongest women and made them event planners
Just asked myself if I'm crazy we said no
It s A Beautiful Day To Leave Me Alone
Running Late Is My Cardio
Just Pretend I’m Not Here That's What I'm Doing
Be careful I'm not sure Which me i am today you have been warned
My opinion offended you you should hear what I keep to myself
Counting To Ten Only Makes It Premeditated
I Was Taught To Think Before I Act so if i punch you
Besties Just Like Our Moms
How many pairs do I really need just one more
Never Trust An Atom They Make Up Everything
If It Costs You Your Peace It s Too Expensive
Leaves Are Falling Autumn is Calling
Music on world off retro vintage
My bowling excuses
Music On World Off
Donkey are just a little horse
Pick a Flower not a fight
Walk away i have anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people
Old School Playlist
I enjoy romantic walks through the hardware store
I enjoy romantic walks to the taco truck
I am Somebody Super Special
Rumors are carried by haters spread by fools and accepted by idiots
Eat Sleep Lash Repeat
Jesus Loves You And Im Trying
I Was Forced To Be Here
My people skills are just fine it's my tolerance to idiots that needs work
Free Hugs Just Kidding Don't Touch Me
Ill be nicer if youll be smarter
I'll Be in The Barn
I'm The Nicest Asshole You Will Ever Meet
I dont know how to act my age I've Never Been Old Before
I'm A Boy With Long Hair
Study History realize people have been this stupid for thousands of years
There's no need to repeat yourself i ignored you just fine the first times
Just A Girl Who Loves Avocado
Dying Inside
You say witch like its a bad thing
I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Already Punched You
Get Ready For Alpacalypse
Pick It Up Im Going Alone
Butthole Whisperer Sarcastic Jokes Retro Vintage Humorour