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44 designs from the Artful Paws collection, printed on demand by TeePublic on tees, hoodies, mugs and stickers. Every order ships worldwide with a 30-day return window.
The largest collection in the store, and the hardest to summarise: sarcastic one-liners, dry observations, and the everyday complaints that do not fit any other category.
The through-line is that these are for ordinary days rather than occasions. Work, the shops, the commute, a bad mood, a Sunday spent doing nothing. Most of the catalogue gets worn far more than an event shirt ever would.
The lettering is deliberately plain. The line does the work and the design stays out of its way, which is why these read from across a room. Browse the pages below, or use the collections above if you have a specific person in mind.
All my pants are sassy
I'm Done Adulting For Today
Term limits because serving in congress should be an honor not a career
I used to be a people person but people ruined that for me
Not to brag but I can forget what I'm doing while doing it
Do Me A Favor And Stop Talking
I'm Just Here To Establish An ALIBI
Sarcastic pun
Yeah I've tried Shutting up before it's not for me funny sarcastic
In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised
I Can Do Anything Except Reach Top Shelf
Having children is saving the world
I'm not feeling very worky today
I tried being normal once Worst two minutes of my life
Some People Just Need A Pat On The Back
I'm Not Weird I'm Limited Edition
Juse sarcasm at work because punching someone in their stupid face
You can't fix stupid but you sure can divorce it
Immature a word boring people use to describe fun people
When I Snap You'll Be The First To Go
I'm Nicer Than My Face Looks
Your guitar is expensive Oh that's cute
Let Me Check Nope Still Don t Care
A day without gaming will probably not kill me but why should I take the risk
If at first you don't succeed funny gymnastics
I Will Poop On Everything You Love
Thats a horrible idea what time
I kind of want to workout but I also want to go back to bed
IM Not Saying That IM Perfect But I Am An Accountant and that is pretty close
Short People are Superior
I'm Not Short Im Fun Sized
Im not short im fun sized
If you dont want a sarcastic answer dont ask a stupid question
Stupid people are like glow sticks i want to snap them and shake the until the light comes on
Can't Throw Stones While Washing Feet
Unless i'm sitting on your face my weight is none of your business
Don't talk to me when i'm overstimulated i will hurt your feelings
Free Hugs Just Kidding Dont Touch Me
You Know What That Sounds Like Not My Problem
Rugby No Opponents Just Victims
It Was On Fire When I Got Here
Warning My Sense of Humor Might Hurt Your Feelings
Well Well If It Isn T The Consequences Of My Own Actions
A Penny For Your Thoughts Seems A Little Pricey