I Have Selective Hearing You weren't Selected Today Tomorrow Isn't Looking Good Either
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Easy outfit for being useless in bed
Design: Breaking news i don't care
Breaking news i don't care, put on a shirt comfortable enough to actually live in. It is the kind of shirt people comment on, not one that lives in a drawer.
Fabric, fit and sizing
What you get with Breaking news i don't care is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. The classic tee is a soft cotton blend with a set-in collar that keeps its shape through repeated washing. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
Every author order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Cold wash, inside out, hang to dry. That is the entire care routine.
Where it works
It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. Think less occasion, more Tuesday. It works for a lazy Sunday, for a piss at 3am, and for avoiding people. Breaking news i don't care carries across the rest of the range too. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.
Common questions
Does the author design come in other colours?
Colour is selected at checkout. This design was drawn so the author lettering stays readable on light and dark shirts alike.
Is this a good gift for sarcasm lovers?
Good odds. Sarcasm lovers tend to wear this sort of thing rather than shelve it.
How long does delivery take?
The author design is printed after you order, so allow a few days production plus normal shipping to your country.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
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