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Easy outfit for the laundrette
Design: I Have Selective Hearing You weren't Selected Today Tomorrow Isn't Looking Good Either
Say it plainly with I Have Selective Hearing You weren't Selected Today Tomorrow Isn't Looking Good Either, printed fresh for every single order. It works as an everyday shirt rather than something that comes out once a year.
Fabric, fit and sizing
The garment under the deaf culture print is nothing exotic, and that is deliberate. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
There is no stockpile of I Have Selective Hearing You weren't Selected Today Tomorrow Isn't Looking Good Either sitting in a warehouse. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.
Where it works
Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. Think less occasion, more Tuesday. It works for the commute, for cancelling plans, and for the laundrette. I Have Selective Hearing You weren't Selected Today Tomorrow Isn't Looking Good Either carries across the rest of the range too. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.
Common questions
Does the deaf culture design come in other colours?
Plenty of them. The deaf culture artwork is tested against dark and light blanks before it goes on sale.
Is this a good gift for introverts?
It works well for introverts. The line is instantly readable, which is what makes a slogan tee land as a present.
How long does delivery take?
Production takes a few days because nothing is pre-printed, then shipping time depends on your country.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
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