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Design: If figure skating was easy they would call it hockey
Say it plainly with If figure skating was easy they would call it hockey, printed fresh for every single order. It is the kind of shirt people comment on, not one that lives in a drawer.
Fabric, fit and sizing
Underneath the if figure skating was print, the blank itself is straightforward. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
Nothing about If figure skating was easy they would call it hockey is mass-produced in advance. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.
Where it works
Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for a plan you regret agreeing to, for the commute, and for cancelling plans on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. If figure skating was easy they would call it hockey carries across the rest of the range too. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.
Common questions
Does the if figure skating was design come in other colours?
Plenty of them. The if figure skating was artwork is tested against dark and light blanks before it goes on sale.
Is this a good gift for sarcasm lovers?
Most sarcasm lovers take it the right way. It is a joke about them, not at them, which is the difference that matters.
How long does delivery take?
It is made to order, so budget a few days for printing on top of the usual delivery window.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
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