If at First You Don't Succeed try doing what your lacrosse coach told you to do the first time
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44 designs from the Artful Paws collection, printed on demand by TeePublic on tees, hoodies, mugs and stickers. Every order ships worldwide with a 30-day return window.
The largest collection in the store, and the hardest to summarise: sarcastic one-liners, dry observations, and the everyday complaints that do not fit any other category.
The through-line is that these are for ordinary days rather than occasions. Work, the shops, the commute, a bad mood, a Sunday spent doing nothing. Most of the catalogue gets worn far more than an event shirt ever would.
The lettering is deliberately plain. The line does the work and the design stays out of its way, which is why these read from across a room. Browse the pages below, or use the collections above if you have a specific person in mind.
If at First You Don't Succeed try doing what your lacrosse coach told you to do the first time
Cool Moms Have Tattoos
Yes I Smell Like A Horse No I Don't Consider That A Problem
Born to Ride Horse Forced To Go To School
Any idiot can run marathon but it takes a special idiot to run an ultra marathon
Stressed blessed and coffee kpop obsessed
Womens Girls just want to have guns
Bombastic Side Eye Criminal Offensive Side Eye
Just a Girl Who Loves Frogs
Being Upside Down Is My Normal
If you don't have anything nice to say come sit by me and we can make fun
It's a good day to have a good day
I Wonder If Hotdogs Think About Me Too
Of Course I Talk To Myself Sometimes I Need Expert Advice
Read Books Be Kind Stay Weird
Y'all Think I'm Mean Wait Till I Don't Like You
I Don't Care What Day It Is It's Early I'm Grumpy I Want Coffee
Tom was right aliens exist
Different ways to say i love you
I'm Not A Player I'm A Gamer vintage
Have you tried turning it off and on again
I came i saw i had anxiety so i left
I'm Not Responsible for What My Face Does When You Talk
Be nice i might be your pilot someday
Don't Worry Be Capy Funny Capybara Vintage
I'm With The Banned Book
Speedy Recovery On Party Mode Loading
Reading Is My Favorite
Live Fast Eat Trash And Get Hit By A Car
I've been known to talk trash
Creativity is Intelligence Having Fun
I Know HTML How To Meet Ladies Funny Programming Language
I have selective hearing you weren't selected
Be nice to the bus driver it's a long walk home
I Belong To Jesus
If It Wasn't For Physics I'd Be Unstoppable
I'm Not Clumsy Just the Floor Hates Me The Table and Chairs Are Bullies and the Walls Get in the Way
Halal Mode On Religious Muslims
I Do Pedicures On Camel Toes
Fear The Freckles Sarcastic Ginger Irish Redhead
Sorry for the mean awful accurate things i said
Progress over perfection Motivational back to School
Nobody Cares About Your Pronouns funny accent sarcasm
Obstacles Are Opportunities