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Design: Easily Distracted by Rocks
Easily Distracted by Rocks is printed on soft, true-to-size cotton and built for everyday wear. It reads clearly from a distance, which is the whole point of a slogan tee.
Fabric, fit and sizing
Easily Distracted by Rocks is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
Every easily distracted by rocks order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Cold wash, inside out, hang to dry. That is the entire care routine.
Where it works
Wear it to work, to the shops, or anywhere you would rather not be spoken to. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for a queue that is not moving, for a dentist appointment, and for the walk of shame on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. The easily distracted by rocks artwork is not limited to a tee. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.
Common questions
Does the easily distracted by rocks design come in other colours?
Yes. Shirt colour is picked at checkout, and the easily distracted by rocks artwork is prepared to sit well on both dark and light garments.
Is this a good gift for anyone with a dry sense of humour?
Good odds. Anyone with a dry sense of humour tend to wear this sort of thing rather than shelve it.
How long does delivery take?
The easily distracted by rocks design is printed after you order, so allow a few days production plus normal shipping to your country.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
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