Throw-on tee for a piss at 3am

Fabric, fit and sizing

Underneath the i do not feel print, the blank itself is straightforward. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Nothing about I Do Not Feel Bonita I Feel Stressita is mass-produced in advance. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. This is everyday wear, not costume: getting laid, a long sit on the toilet, a fridge with no food - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. If a shirt is not right, the i do not feel design travels well. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

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