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45 designs from the Artful Paws collection, printed on demand by TeePublic on tees, hoodies, mugs and stickers. Every order ships worldwide with a 30-day return window.
The largest collection in the store, and the hardest to summarise: sarcastic one-liners, dry observations, and the everyday complaints that do not fit any other category.
The through-line is that these are for ordinary days rather than occasions. Work, the shops, the commute, a bad mood, a Sunday spent doing nothing. Most of the catalogue gets worn far more than an event shirt ever would.
The lettering is deliberately plain. The line does the work and the design stays out of its way, which is why these read from across a room. Browse the pages below, or use the collections above if you have a specific person in mind.
I need coffee and you need a shut the Fu cupcake
Side Parts and Skinny Jeans Deal With It
I Have Stopped Listening So Why Are You Still Talking
You are about to exceed the limits of my medication
Here I Am What Are Your Other Two Wishes
I'm Tired of Waking Up and Not Being In Japan
My alone time is for everyone's safety
Eat Sleep Code Repeat
Pancake Maker
A Clean Beaver Always Gets More Wood
Don't Spot Me I'm Trying to Die
Shhh nobody cares
Don't Make Me Use My Pastor Voice
Dress like coco live like jackie act like audrey laugh like lucy
This is My Writing Shirt
Don't make this ginger snap
I'm A Fungi
Empathy kindness respect
Jesus Loves You But I'm His Favorite
Everyone Was Thinking It I Just Said It
Muscle Whisperer
Pray On It Pray Over It Pray Through It
You're Never Too Old to Play in the Dirt
I Love Sarcasm It's Like Punching Someone In The Face But With Words
Fold in the cheese you just fold it in
How Come Everyone Else Yells Bingo
Captain Obvious Stating What Everybody Already Knows
It's okay if you disagree with me i can't force you to be right
Shut Up Legs You're Fine
I can't fix stupid but i can help you see it
I'm Not Arguing I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right
Do I Look Like I Fly Economy
Diet starts tomorrow
I know i play like a girl try to keep up
Don't make me use my dolls
Life Is Better With Goats
Please Don't Interrupt Me When I'm Ignoring You
Take Him To The Train Station
Need an Ark I Noah Guy
Openly Gray hair
Save A Horse Ride A Moustache
Tacos are my spirit animal
Potato Squad
Exercise I thought You Said Extra Fries
I'm Not Always A Smartass Sometimes I'm Asleep