Potato Squad t-shirt by Artful Paws, go-to shirt for morning wood

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Go-to shirt for morning wood

Design: Potato Squad

$16 $24

Potato Squad started as a one-off sketch and ended up one of the designs people keep coming back for. It works as an everyday shirt rather than something that comes out once a year.

It suits sarcasm lovers and anyone with a dry sense of humour in particular, and it makes an easy present around Secret Santa or birthdays. If you have been searching for a funny potato squad t-shirt for sarcasm lovers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

What you get with Potato Squad is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Every potato squad order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for a piss at 3am, for taking a piss, and for banging your girlfriend on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. The potato squad artwork is not limited to a tee. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

Common questions

Does the potato squad design come in other colours?

Shirt colour is your call at checkout, and the potato squad design holds up on every option in the list.

Is this a good gift for sarcasm lovers?

Most sarcasm lovers take it the right way. It is a joke about them, not at them, which is the difference that matters.

How long does delivery take?

Allow roughly a week in total for most destinations: a few days to print it, then transit.

Is the wording clean?

Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.