Go-to shirt for the toilet at your in-laws

Fabric, fit and sizing

What you get with Captain Obvious Stating What Everybody Already Knows is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Nothing about Captain Obvious Stating What Everybody Already Knows is mass-produced in advance. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for the walk of shame, for holding it in on the motorway, and for a Sunday roast on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. You are not stuck with one format for Captain Obvious Stating What Everybody Already Knows. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.

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