Something to wear for work

Fabric, fit and sizing

I'm Tired of Waking Up and Not Being In Japan is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

There is no stockpile of I'm Tired of Waking Up and Not Being In Japan sitting in a warehouse. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

Wear it to work, to the shops, or anywhere you would rather not be spoken to. This is everyday wear, not costume: leaving the house under protest, banging your wife, a plan you regret agreeing to - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. You are not stuck with one format for I'm Tired of Waking Up and Not Being In Japan. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.

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