Comfy tee for an unplanned nap on the sofa

Fabric, fit and sizing

I Have Stopped Listening So Why Are You Still Talking is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Nothing about I Have Stopped Listening So Why Are You Still Talking is mass-produced in advance. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. Think less occasion, more Tuesday. It works for the walk to the car park, for an unplanned nap on the sofa, and for the shops. I Have Stopped Listening So Why Are You Still Talking carries across the rest of the range too. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

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