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Fabric, fit and sizing

The baking design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. The classic tee is a soft cotton blend with a set-in collar that keeps its shape through repeated washing. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Every baking order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. This is everyday wear, not costume: a dishwasher nobody emptied, sleeping in the wet patch, a 3am fridge raid - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. You are not stuck with one format for I need coffee and you need a shut the Fu cupcake. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.

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