Throw-on tee for clogging someone else's toilet

Fabric, fit and sizing

The garment under the diet starts tomorrow print is nothing exotic, and that is deliberate. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Each diet starts tomorrow piece is produced individually. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for a dodgy stomach, for sleeping in the wet patch, and for a Monday morning meeting on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. The diet starts tomorrow artwork is not limited to a tee. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.

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