Don't Make Me Use My Pastor Voice t-shirt by Artful Paws, casual shirt for a slow checkout queue

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Design: Don't Make Me Use My Pastor Voice

$16 $24

Don't Make Me Use My Pastor Voice started as a one-off sketch and ended up one of the designs people keep coming back for. It reads clearly from a distance, which is the whole point of a slogan tee.

It suits introverts and coffee drinkers in particular, and it makes an easy present around Secret Santa or no reason at all. If you have been searching for a funny catholic t-shirt for sarcasm lovers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

The catholic design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

There is no stockpile of Don't Make Me Use My Pastor Voice sitting in a warehouse. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. Think less occasion, more Tuesday. It works for the sofa, for the toilet, and for a Monday morning meeting. You are not stuck with one format for Don't Make Me Use My Pastor Voice. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.

Common questions

Does the catholic design come in other colours?

Colour is selected at checkout. This design was drawn so the catholic lettering stays readable on light and dark shirts alike.

Is this a good gift for introverts?

It works well for introverts. The line is instantly readable, which is what makes a slogan tee land as a present.

How long does delivery take?

Allow roughly a week in total for most destinations: a few days to print it, then transit.

Is the wording clean?

Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.

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