Comfy tee for a Sunday evening

Fabric, fit and sizing

A Clean Beaver Always Gets More Wood is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

There is no stockpile of A Clean Beaver Always Gets More Wood sitting in a warehouse. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

Wear it to work, to the shops, or anywhere you would rather not be spoken to. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for an argument you already lost, for morning wood, and for the grocery store on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. You are not stuck with one format for A Clean Beaver Always Gets More Wood. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.

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