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44 designs from the Artful Paws collection, printed on demand by TeePublic on tees, hoodies, mugs and stickers. Every order ships worldwide with a 30-day return window.
The largest collection in the store, and the hardest to summarise: sarcastic one-liners, dry observations, and the everyday complaints that do not fit any other category.
The through-line is that these are for ordinary days rather than occasions. Work, the shops, the commute, a bad mood, a Sunday spent doing nothing. Most of the catalogue gets worn far more than an event shirt ever would.
The lettering is deliberately plain. The line does the work and the design stays out of its way, which is why these read from across a room. Browse the pages below, or use the collections above if you have a specific person in mind.
Butthole Whisperer
Check out my six pack
I'm Into Fitness Fit'ness Donut In My Mouth
Patient Registration
Tattoos Are Stupid
Apparently I have an attitude
Apparently I have an attitude who knew
Bruh Did You Even Read The Directions
Glow Party Squad
Sober and Slaying
Sober and Slaying funny alcohol fighter
Even Baddies Get Saddies
Someday We'll All Be Dead
Class Of 2036 Groovy Retro
Let's Glow Crazy
It's a Beautiful Day For Learning
Preschool Squad Retro Groovy
This Girl Loves Her Cowboys
Totally Kiln it
She's My Sweet Potato
He's My Sweet Potato
Be You They'll Adjust peide
Be You They'll Adjust Trans Rights
The More I Play With It the Bigger It Gets
Mistakes Help Us Grow
I Do My Own Stunts But Never Intentionally
Attempted Murder
I jump out planes because jumping out cars is dangerous
Just one more plant i promise
See You Later Excavator
Pansexual And Demisexual Flag Demipansexual
Tell Me A Time In History When It Was Good Guys Banning Books
And Into The Garden I Go To Lose My Mind And Find My Soul
Massage Therapist
Save A Horse Ride A Bearded Man
You have time to rest when you are dead
This is My Human Costume I'm Really An Alien
Creepy Girls Are the Cutest
Ain't No Ghost Like The Holy Ghost
Calm down its a ball python not a shark
It's My Birthday Give Me An Axe To Throw
Anxiety Has Many Faces
Save the chubby unicorns
This is my Don’t talk to me shirt