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Casual shirt for a queue that is not moving
Design: This is my Don’t talk to me shirt
$16
$24
This is my Don’t talk to me shirt is one of the Artful Paws originals, drawn in-house and printed on demand. It reads clearly from a distance, which is the whole point of a slogan tee.
Fabric, fit and sizing
This is my Don’t talk to me shirt is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
Nothing about This is my Don’t talk to me shirt is mass-produced in advance. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.
Where it works
It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for a locked-out moment, for cancelling plans, and for a 40 minute shit on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. The this is my dont artwork is not limited to a tee. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.
Common questions
Does the this is my dont design come in other colours?
Yes. Shirt colour is picked at checkout, and the this is my dont artwork is prepared to sit well on both dark and light garments.
Is this a good gift for sarcasm lovers?
Good odds. Sarcasm lovers tend to wear this sort of thing rather than shelve it.
How long does delivery take?
Allow roughly a week in total for most destinations: a few days to print it, then transit.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
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