Easy outfit for a hangover morning

Fabric, fit and sizing

What you get with I jump out planes because jumping out cars is dangerous is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

The adrenaline shirt does not exist until someone orders it. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

Wear it to work, to the shops, or anywhere you would rather not be spoken to. Think less occasion, more Tuesday. It works for hiding in the bathroom from your family, for being useless in bed, and for the walk to the car park. You are not stuck with one format for I jump out planes because jumping out cars is dangerous. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

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