This is My Human Costume I'm Really An Alien t-shirt by Artful Paws, something to wear for a Sunday roast

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Design: This is My Human Costume I'm Really An Alien

$16 $24

This is My Human Costume I'm Really An Alien started as a one-off sketch and ended up one of the designs people keep coming back for. It reads clearly from a distance, which is the whole point of a slogan tee.

It suits introverts and coffee drinkers in particular, and it makes an easy present around Secret Santa or birthdays. If you have been searching for a funny this is my human t-shirt for sarcasm lovers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

The this is my human design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Nothing about This is My Human Costume I'm Really An Alien is mass-produced in advance. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. Good for a fart you cannot blame on the dog and for getting laid, and honestly just as good for a rainy bank holiday. A shirt for normal days. This is My Human Costume I'm Really An Alien carries across the rest of the range too. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.

Common questions

Does the this is my human design come in other colours?

Yes. Shirt colour is picked at checkout, and the this is my human artwork is prepared to sit well on both dark and light garments.

Is this a good gift for introverts?

Most introverts take it the right way. It is a joke about them, not at them, which is the difference that matters.

How long does delivery take?

The this is my human design is printed after you order, so allow a few days production plus normal shipping to your country.

Is the wording clean?

Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.

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