I jump out planes because jumping out cars is dangerous
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Easy outfit for a bin bag that split
Design: Attempted Murder
Attempted Murder is printed on soft, true-to-size cotton and built for everyday wear. The joke is short enough to land instantly, which is what makes it a good gift.
Fabric, fit and sizing
Underneath the bird print, the blank itself is straightforward. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
There is no stockpile of Attempted Murder sitting in a warehouse. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.
Where it works
Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. It earns its place by being the thing you reach for before the walk to the car park, or on the way to a coffee run, rather than something saved for one day a year. If a shirt is not right, the bird design travels well. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.
Common questions
Does the bird design come in other colours?
Plenty of them. The bird artwork is tested against dark and light blanks before it goes on sale.
Is this a good gift for anyone with a dry sense of humour?
Most anyone with a dry sense of humour take it the right way. It is a joke about them, not at them, which is the difference that matters.
How long does delivery take?
Production takes a few days because nothing is pre-printed, then shipping time depends on your country.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
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