Go-to shirt for a bus that never comes

Fabric, fit and sizing

I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Already Punched You is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

The 3 times shirt does not exist until someone orders it. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. Good for sleeping in the wet patch and for holding it in on the motorway, and honestly just as good for a rainy bank holiday. A shirt for normal days. I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Already Punched You carries across the rest of the range too. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.

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