Go-to shirt for a fridge with no food

Fabric, fit and sizing

The garment under the im the nicest asshole print is nothing exotic, and that is deliberate. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Nothing about I'm The Nicest Asshole You Will Ever Meet is mass-produced in advance. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Cold wash, inside out, hang to dry. That is the entire care routine.

Where it works

Wear it to work, to the shops, or anywhere you would rather not be spoken to. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for a takeaway night, for the shops, and for a booty call on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. You are not stuck with one format for I'm The Nicest Asshole You Will Ever Meet. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

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