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Throw-on tee for a bad mood
Design: Pick It Up Im Going Alone
Pick It Up Im Going Alone started as a one-off sketch and ended up one of the designs people keep coming back for. It is the kind of shirt people comment on, not one that lives in a drawer.
Fabric, fit and sizing
Underneath the cards print, the blank itself is straightforward. The classic tee is a soft cotton blend with a set-in collar that keeps its shape through repeated washing. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
Each cards piece is produced individually. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.
Where it works
Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. Good for walking the long way to avoid someone and for a plan you regret agreeing to, and honestly just as good for the leg day you skipped. A shirt for normal days. If a shirt is not right, the cards design travels well. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.
Common questions
Does the cards design come in other colours?
Shirt colour is your call at checkout, and the cards design holds up on every option in the list.
Is this a good gift for sarcasm lovers?
For sarcasm lovers, yes. It is pointed enough to feel chosen rather than grabbed, and the sizing is forgiving.
How long does delivery take?
Production takes a few days because nothing is pre-printed, then shipping time depends on your country.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
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