Casual shirt for a bank holiday with no plans

Fabric, fit and sizing

Underneath the funny quote print, the blank itself is straightforward. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

There is no stockpile of Counting To Ten Only Makes It Premeditated sitting in a warehouse. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. This is everyday wear, not costume: a piss at 3am, a meeting you could have skipped, an argument with a self-checkout - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. You are not stuck with one format for Counting To Ten Only Makes It Premeditated. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.

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