Pick a Flower not a fight t-shirt by Artful Paws, something to wear for an unread inbox

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Design: Pick a Flower not a fight

$16 $24

Pick a Flower not a fight is one of the Artful Paws originals, drawn in-house and printed on demand. The joke is short enough to land instantly, which is what makes it a good gift.

It suits coffee drinkers and anyone with a dry sense of humour in particular, and it makes an easy present around white elephant swaps or birthdays. If you have been searching for a funny blossom t-shirt for sarcasm lovers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

Pick a Flower not a fight is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Each blossom piece is produced individually. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. This is everyday wear, not costume: avoiding people, an ironing pile, the commute - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. You are not stuck with one format for Pick a Flower not a fight. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.

Common questions

Does the blossom design come in other colours?

Colour is selected at checkout. This design was drawn so the blossom lettering stays readable on light and dark shirts alike.

Is this a good gift for coffee drinkers?

It works well for coffee drinkers. The line is instantly readable, which is what makes a slogan tee land as a present.

How long does delivery take?

Production takes a few days because nothing is pre-printed, then shipping time depends on your country.

Is the wording clean?

Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.

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