Unless i'm sitting on your face my weight is none of your business t-shirt by Artful Paws, easy outfit for a meeting you could have skipped

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Design: Unless i'm sitting on your face my weight is none of your business

$16 $24

unless im sitting on your face my weight is none of your business Perfect for body positivity advocates, this shirt asserts boundaries with humor and sass. Wear it to assert your self-confidence, promote body acceptance, spark conversations, or simply as a reminder that everyone deserves respect regardless of their size.

It suits anyone with a dry sense of humour and sarcasm lovers in particular, and it makes an easy present around white elephant swaps or birthdays. If you have been searching for a funny bodybuilding t-shirt for sarcasm lovers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

Unless i'm sitting on your face my weight is none of your business is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Every bodybuilding order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. Think less occasion, more Tuesday. It works for a lazy Sunday, for the bathroom, and for the laundrette. The bodybuilding artwork is not limited to a tee. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

Common questions

Does the bodybuilding design come in other colours?

Yes. Shirt colour is picked at checkout, and the bodybuilding artwork is prepared to sit well on both dark and light garments.

Is this a good gift for anyone with a dry sense of humour?

Most anyone with a dry sense of humour take it the right way. It is a joke about them, not at them, which is the difference that matters.

How long does delivery take?

Print time is short, but it is not instant. Order about two weeks ahead if it is for a fixed date.

Is the wording clean?

Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.

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