I Will Poop On Everything You Love t-shirt by Artful Paws, comfy tee for the last day before payday

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Comfy tee for the last day before payday

Design: I Will Poop On Everything You Love

$16 $24

I Will Poop On Everything You Love, put on a shirt comfortable enough to actually live in. The joke is short enough to land instantly, which is what makes it a good gift.

It suits anyone with a dry sense of humour and sarcasm lovers in particular, and it makes an easy present around birthdays or white elephant swaps. If you have been searching for a funny i will poop on t-shirt for sarcasm lovers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

The i will poop on design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Each i will poop on piece is produced individually. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Cold wash, inside out, hang to dry. That is the entire care routine.

Where it works

It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for a bank holiday with no plans, for taking a shit, and for a booty call on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. The i will poop on artwork is not limited to a tee. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.

Common questions

Does the i will poop on design come in other colours?

You choose the garment colour on TeePublic. The i will poop on print is built with enough contrast to work across the range.

Is this a good gift for anyone with a dry sense of humour?

It is one of the safer picks for anyone with a dry sense of humour. Specific enough to feel thought through, standard unisex sizing, so it survives a guess.

How long does delivery take?

Production takes a few days because nothing is pre-printed, then shipping time depends on your country.

Is the wording clean?

Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.