Throw-on tee for a hangover morning

Fabric, fit and sizing

Im not short im fun sized is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Nothing about Im not short im fun sized is mass-produced in advance. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. This is everyday wear, not costume: work, the toilet, a meeting you could have skipped - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. The funny saying artwork is not limited to a tee. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.

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