You can't fix stupid but you sure can divorce it t-shirt by Artful Paws, outfit for the shops

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Design: You can't fix stupid but you sure can divorce it

$16 $24

You can't fix stupid but you sure can divorce it is printed on soft, true-to-size cotton and built for everyday wear. Nothing about it is subtle, and that is deliberate.

It suits anyone with a dry sense of humour and coffee drinkers in particular, and it makes an easy present around no reason at all or birthdays. If you have been searching for a funny break up t-shirt for sarcasm lovers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

Underneath the break up print, the blank itself is straightforward. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Each break up piece is produced individually. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Cold wash, inside out, hang to dry. That is the entire care routine.

Where it works

Wear it to work, to the shops, or anywhere you would rather not be spoken to. Good for a Sunday evening and for a fridge with no food, and honestly just as good for a 3am fridge raid. A shirt for normal days. If a shirt is not right, the break up design travels well. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

Common questions

Does the break up design come in other colours?

Colour is selected at checkout. This design was drawn so the break up lettering stays readable on light and dark shirts alike.

Is this a good gift for anyone with a dry sense of humour?

For anyone with a dry sense of humour, yes. It is pointed enough to feel chosen rather than grabbed, and the sizing is forgiving.

How long does delivery take?

Production takes a few days because nothing is pre-printed, then shipping time depends on your country.

Is the wording clean?

Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.

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