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Design: Live Fast Eat Trash And Get Hit By A Car
$16
$24
Embrace a fearless and adventurous spirit with our Live Fast Eat Trash and Embrace Life's Unexpected Adventures shirt. Perfect for those who enjoy living life to the fullest and embracing the unconventional. Inspire others to seize the moment, find joy in the little things, and embrace the unexpected twists and turns of life with this bold and spirited design.
Fabric, fit and sizing
Live Fast Eat Trash And Get Hit By A Car is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
Each live fast eat trash piece is produced individually. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.
Where it works
It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for a fridge with no food, for a shit in a public toilet, and for morning wood on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. If a shirt is not right, the live fast eat trash design travels well. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.
Common questions
Does the live fast eat trash design come in other colours?
Shirt colour is your call at checkout, and the live fast eat trash design holds up on every option in the list.
Is this a good gift for coffee drinkers?
Good odds. Coffee drinkers tend to wear this sort of thing rather than shelve it.
How long does delivery take?
It is made to order, so budget a few days for printing on top of the usual delivery window.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
