Something to wear for a plan you regret agreeing to

Fabric, fit and sizing

I'm Not A Player I'm A Gamer vintage is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Each game piece is produced individually. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Cold wash, inside out, hang to dry. That is the entire care routine.

Where it works

Wear it to work, to the shops, or anywhere you would rather not be spoken to. It earns its place by being the thing you reach for before leaving the house under protest, or on the way to a dishwasher nobody emptied, rather than something saved for one day a year. You are not stuck with one format for I'm Not A Player I'm A Gamer vintage. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

Common questions