Casual shirt for a cold cup of tea

Fabric, fit and sizing

The i have selective hearing design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. The classic tee is a soft cotton blend with a set-in collar that keeps its shape through repeated washing. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Nothing about I have selective hearing you weren't selected is mass-produced in advance. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Cold wash, inside out, hang to dry. That is the entire care routine.

Where it works

Wear it to work, to the shops, or anywhere you would rather not be spoken to. It earns its place by being the thing you reach for before a dodgy stomach, or on the way to hiding in the bathroom from your family, rather than something saved for one day a year. I have selective hearing you weren't selected carries across the rest of the range too. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

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