I don't always roll a joint but when i do it's my ankle t-shirt by Artful Paws, what to wear to the shops

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Design: I don't always roll a joint but when i do it's my ankle

$16 $24

I don't always roll a joint but when i do it's my ankle started as a one-off sketch and ended up one of the designs people keep coming back for. It works as an everyday shirt rather than something that comes out once a year.

It suits anyone with a dry sense of humour and introverts in particular, and it makes an easy present around birthdays or Secret Santa. If you have been searching for a funny i dont always roll t-shirt for sarcasm lovers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

I don't always roll a joint but when i do it's my ankle is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Each i dont always roll piece is produced individually. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

Wear it to work, to the shops, or anywhere you would rather not be spoken to. Think less occasion, more Tuesday. It works for holding it in on the motorway, for the post office queue, and for avoiding people. You are not stuck with one format for I don't always roll a joint but when i do it's my ankle. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.

Common questions

Does the i dont always roll design come in other colours?

Plenty of them. The i dont always roll artwork is tested against dark and light blanks before it goes on sale.

Is this a good gift for anyone with a dry sense of humour?

It is one of the safer picks for anyone with a dry sense of humour. Specific enough to feel thought through, standard unisex sizing, so it survives a guess.

How long does delivery take?

Print time is short, but it is not instant. Order about two weeks ahead if it is for a fixed date.

Is the wording clean?

Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.