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Casual shirt for a shit in a public toilet
Design: Please Be Patient With Me I'm From The 1900s
$16
$24
Please Be Patient With Me I'm From The 1900s is printed on soft, true-to-size cotton and built for everyday wear. It reads clearly from a distance, which is the whole point of a slogan tee.
Fabric, fit and sizing
What you get with Please Be Patient With Me I'm From The 1900s is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
Each 1900s piece is produced individually. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.
Where it works
It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. Good for a wet school run and for a haircut, and honestly just as good for a 40 minute shit. A shirt for normal days. You are not stuck with one format for Please Be Patient With Me I'm From The 1900s. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.
Common questions
Does the 1900s design come in other colours?
You choose the garment colour on TeePublic. The 1900s print is built with enough contrast to work across the range.
Is this a good gift for coffee drinkers?
It works well for coffee drinkers. The line is instantly readable, which is what makes a slogan tee land as a present.
How long does delivery take?
Allow roughly a week in total for most destinations: a few days to print it, then transit.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
