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Comfy tee for a wet school run
Design: The Risk I Took Was Calculated But Man Am I Bad At Math
The Risk I Took Was Calculated But Man Am I Bad At Math Perfect for those who take calculated risks but sometimes fall short in the math department, this shirt adds a playful twist to your wardrobe. Wear it during casual outings, adventures, or anytime you want to share a laugh about life's little miscalculations.
Fabric, fit and sizing
The danger design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. The classic tee is a soft cotton blend with a set-in collar that keeps its shape through repeated washing. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
The danger shirt does not exist until someone orders it. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.
Where it works
It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for taking a shit, for the second alarm, and for a bus that never comes on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. If a shirt is not right, the danger design travels well. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.
Common questions
Does the danger design come in other colours?
You choose the garment colour on TeePublic. The danger print is built with enough contrast to work across the range.
Is this a good gift for sarcasm lovers?
It works well for sarcasm lovers. The line is instantly readable, which is what makes a slogan tee land as a present.
How long does delivery take?
Production takes a few days because nothing is pre-printed, then shipping time depends on your country.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
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