I Do My Own Stunts But Never Intentionally t-shirt by Artful Paws, throw-on tee for a phone on 3 percent

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Design: I Do My Own Stunts But Never Intentionally

$16 $24

I Do My Own Stunts But Never Intentionally is one of the Artful Paws originals, drawn in-house and printed on demand. The joke is short enough to land instantly, which is what makes it a good gift.

It suits anyone with a dry sense of humour and introverts in particular, and it makes an easy present around white elephant swaps or Secret Santa. If you have been searching for a funny i do my own t-shirt for sarcasm lovers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

The i do my own design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

There is no stockpile of I Do My Own Stunts But Never Intentionally sitting in a warehouse. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Cold wash, inside out, hang to dry. That is the entire care routine.

Where it works

Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. This is everyday wear, not costume: the toilet at your in-laws, a coffee run, a bad mood - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. The i do my own artwork is not limited to a tee. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.

Common questions

Does the i do my own design come in other colours?

Plenty of them. The i do my own artwork is tested against dark and light blanks before it goes on sale.

Is this a good gift for anyone with a dry sense of humour?

For anyone with a dry sense of humour, yes. It is pointed enough to feel chosen rather than grabbed, and the sizing is forgiving.

How long does delivery take?

It is made to order, so budget a few days for printing on top of the usual delivery window.

Is the wording clean?

Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.