Something to wear for scrolling in bed

Fabric, fit and sizing

What you get with Side Parts and Skinny Jeans Deal With It is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. The classic tee is a soft cotton blend with a set-in collar that keeps its shape through repeated washing. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

There is no stockpile of Side Parts and Skinny Jeans Deal With It sitting in a warehouse. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Cold wash, inside out, hang to dry. That is the entire care routine.

Where it works

Wear it to work, to the shops, or anywhere you would rather not be spoken to. This is everyday wear, not costume: a rainy Tuesday, a lazy Sunday, clogging someone else's toilet - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. If a shirt is not right, the denim design travels well. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

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