Something to wear for farting under the covers

Fabric, fit and sizing

The im telling you im design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. The artwork is drawn clean and bold, so the breed stays readable from across a dog park.

How it is made and shipped

Each im telling you im piece is produced individually. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

Good for dog show weekends, adoption events, or just the school run. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for training that is not working, for clogging someone else's toilet, and for holding it in on the motorway on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. If a shirt is not right, the im telling you im design travels well. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.

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