Something to wear for taking a shit

Design: I'm telling you I'm not a shepherd my mom said I'm a baby and my mom is always right

$16 $24

I'm telling you I'm not a shepherd my mom said I'm a baby and my mom is always right, put on a shirt comfortable enough to actually live in. The joke is short enough to land instantly, which is what makes it a good gift.

It suits dog lovers and dog dads in particular, and it makes an easy present around birthdays or Christmas. If you have been searching for a funny im telling you im t-shirt for dog moms, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

The im telling you im design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. The artwork is drawn clean and bold, so the breed stays readable from across a dog park.

How it is made and shipped

There is no stockpile of I'm telling you I'm not a shepherd my mom said I'm a baby and my mom is always right sitting in a warehouse. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

Wear it to the vet, the dog park or a breed meetup and expect at least one conversation. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for running out of toilet paper, for a booty call, and for a bark at nothing on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. I'm telling you I'm not a shepherd my mom said I'm a baby and my mom is always right carries across the rest of the range too. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.