Something to wear for vacuuming hair off everything

Fabric, fit and sizing

The im telling you im design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. The artwork is drawn clean and bold, so the breed stays readable from across a dog park.

How it is made and shipped

There is no stockpile of I'm telling you I'm not a beagle my mom said I'm a baby and my mom is always right sitting in a warehouse. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

It pairs with jeans and muddy trainers, which is realistic for anyone who walks a dog daily. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for morning wood, for a fart you cannot blame on the dog, and for the toilet at your in-laws on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. If a shirt is not right, the im telling you im design travels well. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.

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