I'm telling you I'm not a dachshund my mom said I'm a baby and my mom is always right t-shirt by Artful Paws, something to wear for farting under the covers

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Something to wear for farting under the covers

Design: I'm telling you I'm not a dachshund my mom said I'm a baby and my mom is always right

$16 $24

This is the I'm telling you I'm not a dachshund my mom said I'm a baby and my mom is always right design, printed to order on tees, hoodies, mugs and stickers. The joke is short enough to land instantly, which is what makes it a good gift.

It suits pet owners and rescue adopters in particular, and it makes an easy present around National Dog Day or Christmas. If you have been searching for a funny im telling you im t-shirt for dog moms, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

The im telling you im design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. The artwork is drawn clean and bold, so the breed stays readable from across a dog park.

How it is made and shipped

Each im telling you im piece is produced individually. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

Good for dog show weekends, adoption events, or just the school run. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for training that is not working, for clogging someone else's toilet, and for holding it in on the motorway on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. If a shirt is not right, the im telling you im design travels well. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.

Common questions

Does the im telling you im design come in other colours?

Yes. Shirt colour is picked at checkout, and the im telling you im artwork is prepared to sit well on both dark and light garments.

Is this a good gift for pet owners?

Most pet owners take it the right way. It is a joke about them, not at them, which is the difference that matters.

How long does delivery take?

It is made to order, so budget a few days for printing on top of the usual delivery window.

Will this work for any breed owner?

The design is drawn for this breed specifically, so it lands best with owners of that breed, but the humour carries for most dog people.