Most Likely To Spike The Eggnog t-shirt by Artful Paws, go-to shirt for sitting there long after you finished

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Design: Most Likely To Spike The Eggnog

$16 $24

This is the Most Likely To Spike The Eggnog design, printed to order on tees, hoodies, mugs and stickers. It works as an everyday shirt rather than something that comes out once a year.

It suits festive dressers and party guests in particular, and it makes an easy present around Halloween or Secret Santa. If you have been searching for a funny most likely to spike t-shirt for holiday hosts, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

Underneath the most likely to spike print, the blank itself is straightforward. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Festive without being fussy, so it still works past December.

How it is made and shipped

Every most likely to spike order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

Wear it to the office party, the family dinner, or a Secret Santa reveal. Good for putting up the tree and for sitting there long after you finished, and honestly just as good for wrapping presents at midnight. A shirt for normal days. You are not stuck with one format for Most Likely To Spike The Eggnog. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.

Common questions

Does the most likely to spike design come in other colours?

Colour is selected at checkout. This design was drawn so the most likely to spike lettering stays readable on light and dark shirts alike.

Is this a good gift for festive dressers?

Most festive dressers take it the right way. It is a joke about them, not at them, which is the difference that matters.

How long does delivery take?

Print time is short, but it is not instant. Order about two weeks ahead if it is for a fixed date.

Is this only for Christmas?

The humour is seasonal but not dated, so it comes back out every year rather than being worn once.

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