This Is How We Jew It t-shirt by Artful Paws, comfy tee for getting laid

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Design: This Is How We Jew It

$16 $24

This Is How We Jew It is printed on soft, true-to-size cotton and built for everyday wear. The joke is short enough to land instantly, which is what makes it a good gift.

It suits holiday hosts and party guests in particular, and it makes an easy present around Secret Santa or Halloween. If you have been searching for a funny chanukah t-shirt for holiday hosts, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

What you get with This Is How We Jew It is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. Festive without being fussy, so it still works past December.

How it is made and shipped

Every chanukah order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

Festive enough for December, wearable enough for January. Think less occasion, more Tuesday. It works for a December weekend, for the in-laws, and for putting up the tree. The chanukah artwork is not limited to a tee. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

Common questions

Does the chanukah design come in other colours?

Plenty of them. The chanukah artwork is tested against dark and light blanks before it goes on sale.

Is this a good gift for holiday hosts?

For holiday hosts, yes. It is pointed enough to feel chosen rather than grabbed, and the sizing is forgiving.

How long does delivery take?

Allow roughly a week in total for most destinations: a few days to print it, then transit.

Is this only for Christmas?

The humour is seasonal but not dated, so it comes back out every year rather than being worn once.

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